
9 May 2024
By Tim Koch
One of Tim Koch’s rowing free but military ceremonial heavy posts.
The 6th May saw the first anniversary of The Coronation of King Charles and Queen Camilla and the British Army marked the event with ceremonial gun salutes in London in Green Park and at the Tower of London, and also in Edinburgh Castle, Scotland; Cardiff Castle, Wales; Hillsborough Castle, Northern Ireland; and Museum Gardens, York.
I was present in Green Park and, while I was happy to witness a splendid piece of ceremonial despite the heavy rain and restricted viewing position, I was disappointed that, for some reason, the six First World War era 13-pounder Field Guns that were to fire the salute were not positioned by the horses pulling them across the park at full gallop.
When I witnessed such an event in 2017 (Limbering Up) I wrote:
The 750-metre “charge,” if that is the correct term, was a great thing to experience. From a distance, there is first the faint but increasing thunder of hooves and the rumble of the wheeled guns and limbers. As they get closer, this sound is joined by the distinctive jangle of tack, medals, swords, spurs and gun parts, this composite of sound punctuated by the stirring call of a bugle. Very quickly, the full effect of more than sixty 1000 pound horses breathing heavily and six one-and-half ton guns moving at great speed is upon you. In the background, a military band is playing some jingoistic tune. I was probably not the only observer who, at that point, would have enthusiastically accepted an offer from Lord Raglan to accompany the Light Brigade.
Of course, the RHA are not cavalry.



Originally made to carry dispatches, cross belt pouches (or boxes) always remind me of the actor, David Niven. When he was an officer cadet at Sandhurst in the late 1920s, he was given the prestigious position of Commandant’s Orderly. Part of the uniform was a dispatch box worn on his back. So many cadets asked Niven what was in the empty box, he decided to fill it with cigarettes, lavatory paper and condoms and say that it contained “Commandant’s personal supplies”. The joke was eventually forgotten but some time later the Commandant suddenly announced that it was time that he inspected his orderly. The unusually thorough inspection included the despatch box. Niven’s autobiography takes up the story:
I sensed him rustling about among its horrible contents – Woodbines, matches, lavatory paper and French letters…After an eternity, Major-General Sir Eric Girdwood stood before me…”Niven,” he said, “I had heard about that…thank you very much…you are very considerate…” It was never referred to again…


The British Army’s policies on religious inclusion are here. Interestingly, there are currently around 690 Buddhist soldiers currently serving.








The next Gun Salute in London is on 15 June, the King’s Official Birthday. Other 2024 dates are here.



